At the coffee store –
Some troglodyte at the self-serve cream and sugar station just honked six pounds of snot into a napkin. He threw the soaked nap in the trash and then did a bare-handed cleanup and remnant check on his nostrils.
You can guess what this inconsiderate shit wagon does next. Yep, grabs the half n’ half pitcher with his booger paws, somehow managing to fondle every inch of it as he pours.
Not only is it gross and discourteous, we’re in the middle of a super bad flu season you dick. I like the option of coffee on the go, but damn, I think it’s gonna be home-brew only for a little awhile.
UPDATE: It took three whole days for the shock of my encounter with a Booger Bear in the wild to wear off and I was able to return to the coffee store.